First off, mateys! Today be the day t’be speak’n like a pirate!. Ye be helpin the stop of the warmin’ of th’ globe by speakin it! so speak it!

Last week, I examined one of the final straws in my Christian deconversion, the Historicity of the Martyrdom of the Apostles.  Today, I will take a step up the ladder and examine the man called Jesus of Nazareth, and focus on the reliability we can have of the most important figure in Christianity: The Christ. I will not in this blog examine the old testament, but will assume for now that it was prophesied that a figure of the lineage of david would arise to give new direction to the Hebrew people when they were under duress, a figure many Jews at the wailing wall believe still has not come.

Carl Sagan, reiterating Laplace (the french mathematician that made life so much easier), held the belief that “Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.” I believe in this respect, the idea of Jesus Christ as projected by the gospels and the Christian faith, did not exist. This is not to say that a historical, real, living person named Jesus existed and talked to people, and had stories about him did not exist, but that the stories that were projected are mythological, inaccurate, and do not meet the burden of proof to validate the extraordinary claim that the man Jesus was the son of god who espoused harmonizing teaching about the old testament, performed many miracles, and was sacrificed to save humanity (the elect) from sin.

The Gosepls

No one knows who wrote any of the gospels. The books of the bible known as the Gospel of “Matthew, Mark, Luke, John” were ascribed literally hundreds of years after their writing. The earliest mention of Mark and Matthew was from Papias at 130CE, in which he describes the first bit of legend, that Mark wrote down everything for Peter, and Matthew used “hebrew sayings” to write his gospel (which gets him into trouble for inventing details). The gospel of luke got its namesake from Irenaeus around 180 CE, as did John. The gospel accounts were understood by the early church to be from jesus’ closest disciples, but it was not until much later that these names were agreed upon. There are no records within the gospels of who actually wrote the accounts, and the gospel of luke is addressed to an unknown person, with no historical reference for the man known as Theopolis.

Early church legend supposed that matthew and luke came first, that mark followed, due to their inclusion of Geneaologies. We now know that this is not the case, but the legend stood. The three synoptic gospels began with Mark at a minimum of 70CE (around 40 years after Jesus’ supposed crucifixion). Matthew and Luke borrowed heavily (read: Plagairised) from mark, and the going theory is that they had another work known as “Q” on which to base their additional assertions, and most date these books to around 90-100CE (60+ years after the supposed resurrection).

It is clear from inconsistencies within the texts that none of the gospels present eyewitness accounts. For example, in Mark 2 (corroborated by Luke 5), Levi was called to become a disciple, while in Matthew 9, the disciple’s name was Matthew. An eyewitness, especially one attested as the author, would not get the name here wrong. Matthew 21 also has Jesus riding in on 2 donkeys, based on a mistranslation of Zechariah 9. Mistranslation, mythology, and legend in Matthew (who pushes a strong Jewish agenda as shown in his disreverence for the Romans throughout) cause several errors to be present.

One of the most notable misinterpretations centers around the town of Nazareth where Jesus grew up. Either the “Q” document or both Matthew and Luke (or all of them) mistakenly mistranslated the old testament prophecy in Isaiah that refers to the “Branch,” because the town of Nazareth didn’t exist. This is not the only thing that breaks down the historicity of the nativity.

  • The Geneaologies in Matthew and Luke are incompatible.  This is obviously a fill-in that each author wanted to include to fulfill prophecy, but by diverging, they prove that neither author knows the actual geneaology.
  • The Virgin Birth is a mistranslation of Isaiah into the Greek, which interprets the word “Maiden” as “Virgin” (or young woman).  The idea of a virgin birth is not the fulfillment of prophecy, but closely parallels mythology surrounding Horus, Dionysus, Mithras, and several other common mythological deities.
  • in Matthew, Joe and Mary are from Bethlehem when they heard the annunciation, while in Luke’s account they lived in Nazareth (which again, didn’t exist).
  • There is absolutely no evidence for a mass herod-induced murder.  Josephus, who hated herod’s guts, records nothing of this, while details many other events that paint herod as a diabolical character.
  • Because of these contradictions matthew has the travel plans of Bethlehem->Egypt->Nazareth, while Luke’s is Nazareth->Bethlehem->Jerusalem->Nazareth.  These two series of events are incompatible, and attempts to unify the two result in not enough time to get back to jerusalem to observe the purification set down in leviticus 12.
  • Quirinius’ census from historical documents took place in the year AD 6.  Quirinius was governor of Syria for 6 years, from 6-12 CE, based on Josephus accounts as well as other roman documents.  Herod the great died in 4 BCE (the herod Jesus went to was Herod Jr.).  Therefore, Jesus was born both before 4 BCE and after 6CE.  Which is the same as me being born when the world trade centers were destroyed when Barack Obama was President.
  • John, meanwhile, says in 8:57 “You are not yet fifty years old,” putting his birthday at around 20 BCE.  Luke also states that jesus was 30 when he began to preach during the 15th reign of Tiberious.  Thus his birthdate was around 1 BCE.
Finally, Mark, who mentions nothing of the nativity, of angels visiting mary, of Jesus’ parents knowing anything, says in 3:21:”When his family heard about this [i.e. that Jesus was preaching to a crowd] they went to take charge of him, for they said, “He is out of his mind.”…Then Jesus’ mother and brothers arrived. “
Strange that an angel announcing through 2 people that he would be called emanuel to two women, introduced by JTB, and his family would say he’s out of his mind.
Extraordinary Claims, Unreliable Evidence.